A US Marine on ship feels sorry that his doc can't get a lap-dance for his birthday, so he hooks him up.
ROFL I laughed so hard!!!! OMG now that’s a best friend
Dear Insecurities,
Our relationship has come to an end.
I am not really good at breakups so I think it would be best if I kept it frank with you.
We have been acquainted for quite a while now so I know it is going to take a bit of effort and time on my part to eliminate you completely from my life or at least minimize your existence, but I am willing to work at it.
This was not a sudden decision by the way. For the past few years I have lost a great deal of my joy and missed out on so many great experiences because of our relationship… and I’m tired of it. It has to end. I know there are some great things out there that I want to be a part of and I can’t do any of it with you constantly making me feel ugly and timid.
When you’re not around I feel like a beautiful, bright woman who has so many other wonderful qualities to offer the world. But as soon as you enter the room all of those wonderful feelings start going away and I refuse to let that happen anymore. So yes, this is my goodbye letter to you.
Sincerely,
C/Lp.s. All the rumors you’ve heard about me seeing Confidence are true.
